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bagmilk:

My teacher announced report cards and my soul left my body

tessie-riddle:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

if parallel universes exist, all the scenarios we make up in our head are actually happening somewhere

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

billscougar:

483 reasons why I love Tokio Hotel: The way they love animals, specially dogs *-*

aww I love this!

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: 

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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